100 Crazy Things I did

Taralets dive at magswimming sa track!

Taralets dive at magswimming sa track!

 

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar ==> when john sid’s kid was born
(x) done weed ==> at a high school reunion
(x) drank alcohol ==> tia’s in high school most memorable
SO FAR: 4

(x) been in love
(x) been dumped ==> pucha kayo..
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
SO FAR: 7

(x) snuck out of the house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn’t have them

back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) gone out on a blind date
SO FAR: 10

(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept (not sex) with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die ==> was driving, someone crossed the street and got ran over
SO FAR: 13

(x) had / have a crush or liked on one of your
friends.
( ) been to Paris
( ) been to Spain
(x) been on a plane
(x) thrown up from drinking
SO FAR: 16

(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) met someone BECAUSE of
myspace/facebook/multiply/friendster
(x) been mosh pitting ===> in one of those ultrastorm concerts
SO FAR: 18

( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love/loved someone who you can’t have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel
SO FAR: 21

( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
( ) gone puddle jumping
( ) played dress ups
SO FAR: 23

(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
( ) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
SO FAR: 27

(x) used a fake/someone else’s ID
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
(x) killed a snake
SO FAR: 31

(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized ==> when i was9 years old
( ) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
(x) pet a deer
SO FAR: 35

(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident.
SO FAR: 38

(x) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
(x) danced in the moonlight
SO FAR: 42

(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes
SO FAR: 46

(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying
SO FAR: 50

(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
(x) recently colored w/crayons/colored

pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
SO FAR: 55

(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn’t
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of
your nose
(x) kissed in the rain
SO FAR: 59

(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
(x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared

about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
SO FAR: 64

( ) crashed a party
(x) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of

people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true
SO FAR: 67

( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed “you suck” in class
( ) swam with dolphins
SO FAR: 68

(x) got your tongue stuck to a freezer/ice cube
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex’s clothes ==> hold yer horses, it was in those Aiesec newbie nights
(x) sat on a roof top
SO FAR: 71

(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
(x) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night
SO FAR: 75

( ) picked and ate an apple right off the tree
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had been in a tree house
( ) are scared to watch scary movies alone
SO FAR: 77

(x) believe in ghosts ==> look who or whats behind you
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout

your life
(x) gone streaking
( ) gone to jail
SO FAR: 80

(x) played chicken
(x) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( ) been told you’re hot by a complete stranger
(x) been easily amused
SO FAR: 83

(x) caught a fish then ate it
(x) almost drowned in a pool
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
SO FAR: 88

( ) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone’s name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool
( ) been kicked out of your house
SO FAR: 93

(x) rode on a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
( ) Black-mailed someone
( ) been black mailed
SO FAR: 96

(x) been used ==> pucha kayo
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone
TOTAL: 100

Whats on your list? feel free to copy fill and paste

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Seriously teh? nakakatawa ba pag PLANK ko.. Good luck sa side bends mo

lovely laughing pig in blue credits to luca bruno (via flickr)

Seriously? in this day and age.. may mga tao pa talaga pinagtatawanan ang mga matataba na nagwoworkout? hindi po ako kinakatay.. plank po ang tawag sa ginagawa namin. Good luck dyan sa traditional sit-up at sidebends mo, ikaw kaya mag plank?

There goes my facebook status rant which believe me was so relieving. I couldnt wait to rant when I got home.

The story goes. So I decided to get serious with  training and our team coach Cris Dela Cruz whom we (or was it a self proclaimed title.. I forget but its fitting) call Supremo gave me this intense workout. Its a lazy night at MSP Marikina Sports Center.  I swear we were literally the only ones there.. its as if we rented the place. Youd get that feeling of liberty when you feel like you have the place to yourself. I saw a runner friend there as well MSP runners’ Robin Andres who was training for singapore marathon. Chit chat here and there… after a few minutes of waiting.. I guess it was just us.

So it was just me and Coach Cris. woohoo ! Private workout. The bad thing on a one on one, is that there is no room to slack. So he really pushed me during the workout. So althroughout he was really pushing me .. to my limits and good enough I was able to run my fastest 2km at 8minutes. We ran around 3km to 4km but the first 2km was just most memorable.. the last few felt like I wanted to puke, and die right there on the tartan track. Ill blog the training at another time. I wanna rant even more on this blog.

We finish the running workout and proceed to the strengthening and core session. We do a number of leg strengthening then CORE exercises.. the dreaded PLANK.

It was raining. There were just few of us. It was a public sports park… but I couldnt care less if people stare, watch or whatever. Usually kanya kanyang workout and wapakel rules. Walang basagan ng trip. So I was in a plank position face down, sweating like anything. My first 30 seconds was crazy. My body was literally shaking in a linda blair exorcist kinda way. The my co fluffy and fatty friends out there who is mid heavy and does PLANKS you know the feeling. Its not a pleasant experience at all.

So goes the usual spoiled Boy Ramos who is a hedonist, pain is not part of my vocabulary unless it involves whips, nipple pinching and sensual nibbling. Discomfort is something my body and soul do not welcome. Its a life lesson I still yet to learn. On my second PLANK set I lost it and wanted to give up, coach Cris was shouting at me (mind you all the time he was doing the workout too YAY coach) …FOCUS FOCUS…

In my mind.. I was shouting.. punyetang focus na yan, then again I would find some sort of inspiration to take me beyond zone. So I began shouting. And as most of you can attest I CAN SHOUT.  I remember hosting a Milo Marathon with horendous rain and there was no power I had to shout to make my voice heard at the starting line. Needless to say I would shout out bursts of UHH!! ARGGH!  it helps, gets attention, but it helps.

After the set.. I swear the girl near us was laughing at me. It was no paranoia. I wanted it to be. But the “stare”, the way her body was facing at me. . her smirk. Its still very vivid. I could not believe that at this day and age of public fitness awareness, people still laugh at other people…teka teka…. mas maganda dating pag tagalog..

Sa panahon ngayon may mga taong pinagtatawanan pa ang mga matataba na nag eexercise. Im not sure if she has done a plank or if she knows what it is. Di ako nagmamarunong o nagyayabang.. but she and her “friend” were doing really traditional situp and bending exercises. Seriously TEH ,, ikaw pa may gana mamintas. Good luck sa side bends mo.

Ikaw na teh.

Then it got me thinking. There should be some etiquette in working out. Golden rule ko lang naman, though shall wapakels and walang basagan ng trip. Dont do others what you dont want others to do unto you. Its taught in pre-school, it should be practiced even if youre an adult.

Its late. Im tired. I wanna get this negativity out. But that laughing bitch is surely going to haunt my future workouts. Next time I go for that extra serving of rice, sisig, bacon, wait..the list is long..you get it. .. I am so gonna think of that pick-a-fold-and-fuck-it bitch (buti sana kung fit and payat, pucha bilbilin din) and push myself further.

Cearly di pa ako naka move on. Lucky you if get to read this blog. Not sure if im deleting it. I usually dont swear Dafuuq!

Lost in Translation

e-Boredom. Its that time when youre loading, installing, or reformatting and you just feel the need to multitask.

My friend told me to get a Tweeter account. I said “what the fuck for? Ive facebook, a blog, and gmail and this google+ thingy that google is shoving down our throats”… “oh and I still have multiply and friendster”

Have you been to friendster lately? weird… game nalang siya ngayon.. and my account has been rehashed, my avatar and profile pic know closely resembles those chibbi mememons

“Okay yan tweeter, you can tweet what you feel, tapos cryptic message patama pa” my friend said

“Why should the world know how I feel?”

“Kapag may patatamain ako, “pakyou” txt ko nalang sya..

Anyway so I got into twitter. I must say Im new to this hashtags and ampersand (@) “at” signs doesnt look like glitch but actually accentuates what you say. Interesting.

You know what else is interesting.. playing with the SEARCH function… !~

After following celebrities and celebrity DJs, Musicians… which I now find boring. My DJ friends Tweets are a lot more interesting than most.

You know what else is interesting.. playing with the SEARCH function… !~ and typing the word “pek pek”

Im not sure where youre from, but in our tagalog language, its a slang translation for Vagina.  Allow me if you will to take out into context of Anatomical and clinical definitions and kindly place the green and bastos cap on…

For your entertainment read on  what’s trending on Twitter’s PekPek

 

And the following tweet makes the photo say a thousand words

 

 

 

 

 

American Idol 2012..” Dim the lights here.. we go..”

Photo credits in Facebook shared by Carla Abaya from Joey Henson

“Dim the lights..here we go…”

So the nation, the Philippines at least where “American” Idol put most on hold.. awaiting for the results. Those that were still ranting on the CJ trial momentarily focused on this,  my tropa friends who have recently hibernated and probably left their kids, wives, and girlfriends for Diablo3, and mommies, and yaya’s who have failed to pick up their alagas and panggas at school to watch American Idol.

From the start I, among millions of fans and most in the music industry would have to agree, that Jessica Sanchez has an amazing technical ability and truly a God given talent in singing. Being half mexican and half filipino, she could be the first singer to actually sing 2 national anthems in a Manny Pacquiao Vs __(place mexican boxer name here)__  .

Why o why? how could she lose? is it because she was homeschooled and didnt have a tad many classmates..  Or didnt she fit the bill of what at an “American” is? We’re all entitled to our own opinion.  Hold the comments haters, Im not reading yours…

While watching the AI results episode, I was totally blown away by the song number of Ms. Jennifer Holiday duet with Jessica Sanchez.. you can watch this amazing performance here.. (spoof ofcourse is the pic above..hehehe)

 

Oh ha… so after watching this.. nagsisisi na sila na hindi nila binoto si Jessica Sanchez
We all can agree, this sweet little girl truly has inspired so many of us and makes us Filipino proud. Regardless if she won or not, she is definitely bound for stardom.

 

just sharing my friend’s tweets and facebook status’ … Hindi ko na ilalagay kung kanino ng galing..  you know who you are

comment nalang kayo para angkinin yung post niyo..

 

Will race organizers fire me..if sa awarding ceremony..hirit ako… “and the Top placer goes to..” PHILIP PHILLIPS! ” sige na rio, ian, mike

 

Excited na tuloy ako sa awarding ceremony sa mga races.. and the winner is not a kenyan but a filipino #ganyanansaamericanidol

 

It takes 12 muscles to smile, It takes 11 muscles to frown, BUT it takes 0 muscles…. to not give a fuck… done na with #americanidol

 

sheesh …not sour graping..I love phillips but clearly the winner of#AmericanIdol is..drumroll..please…A “white” American

im not updated in fashion.. designer na ba si #mchammer ?#carrotpantstohell

first time lang ako nakakita ng naka baggy pants at litaw ang pwet#sexy #jlo


di ba nabigyan ng tamang pagaaruga si #joshualedet nung bata pa? medyo pampam.. sige na sa iyo na stage..sige na alis na kami..kaw nalang

korean #hairstylists must be cringing on #heejunhan ‘s haircut

im a fan of pambansang legs tweets..SOBRA

 

jessica is a great performer and phil is an artist. different but both relevant.

 

jessica please come home. ilang marching bands ba ang gusto mo?

 

i’m doing a dionesia pacquiao trance here with my spiritista spiritual adviser.lurd si jisica,panalanuni niyo po,lurd,para sa pilipins.

 

ms. holiday, you’re not on broadway ha!

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and more fun tweets and FB status from friends and anonymous

..#Phillip won America’s votes #Jessica won our Hearts #AI

 

.. That. Was. The. Best. Thing. I. Have. Ever. Witnessed. In. My. Life. OMG!!!!!!!! #IdolFinale #jessica

…parang kakainin ng buhay ni jeniffer holliday si jessica sanchez. scary. | SHE DEVOURED jessica before the show. Iniluwa lang.

Philip Philips = Marlboro Marlboros : I just love Jessica. RT if you too!

..Ms. Jennifer Holiday, in behalf of grateful Filipinos (and Mexicans too) all over the world, we love you.

 

and from ms. holiday herself

2NITE I ENCOURAGE U 2DREAM BIG!.. BUT LET UR DREAM ESTEEM OTHERS!. MyDesire was 2Help @JSanchezAI11 & GOD GAVE ME FAVOR 4THINKING OF OTHERS!